About us & our plan to Conquer the World!

So…you just ended up at probably the only place to find clothes matching your favourite mankini or your nipple tassels!

Well, congrats....we guess?!

Our mission is [not yet fully according to the above mentioned plan] to provide You and the rest of the world with witty, provocative, humorous, sarcastic, staggering, shocking, awesome and wonderful designs.

We like to keep things pretty basic. T-shirts, tanktops & hoodies is good enough. Perhaps a sticker, bag or mug occasionally. Oh, and more bags. And some other stuff as well.

Basically:  priority one is to get all of our splendid products over to You dear customer. And this done to a cost as affordable as possible. Why? We are here for the laugh and fun of it all, not profit. Yes. That is the truth. Just like Gandalf. He never took a penny! Ever. And remember what he told the others before the bridge collapsed!......or..wait... no, no.. it was "run your fools". He said. Right. But there was a bridge. For sure. And three questions, correctly answered, in order to pass...no? Ah, you get it, dont you? ;)

You got some idéas? Questions? Complaints? Please, let us know - we look forward to hear from You.